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健身房门口被流浪汉拉了一泡稀屎。

我:当心,这里有人拉了屎。

健身房的肌肉壮汉:噢,shit,这也太夸张了。谁会这么干?!大概只是洒掉的冰淇淋吧……(凑过去闻了闻)…是屎……

我:(扶额)好吧,你的天真我还是很赞赏的……

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